WAYS TO END AN ORGANIZATION

Easyriders, October 81

 

(1)   Don't attend meetings.  But if you do, arrive late and be sure to leave before the meeting is over.

(2)   Never have anything to say at meetings.  Wait until you get outside.

(3)   When at meetings, vote to do everything ­ then go home and do nothing!

(4)   The next day find fault with the officers and members.

(5)   Take no part in the organization’s affairs.

(6)   Be sure to sit in the back, so you can talk it over with a friend.

(7)   Never ask anyone to join the organization.

(8)   Get all the organization will give you, but don’t give the organization anything.

(9)   At every opportunity threaten to resign, and get others to do the same.

(10)  Talk cooperation, but don’t cooperate.

(11)  If asked to help, say you don’t have the time.

(12)  Never read anything pertaining to the organization.

(13)  Never accept an office:  it is easier to criticize than to do things.

(14)  If appointed to a committee, never give any time or service to the committee.

(15)  Never pay your dues on time, always find an excuse not to.

(16)  Don’t do any more than you have to, and when the others willingly and unselfishly use their abilities to help the cause, complain because the organization is run by a clique.

 

Revised by Griffins Association of New York.